Vick & Iran

Not only is Vick in trouble with the Feds over the dog-fighting stuff, he's also being sued for 63 billion by somebody who claims that Vick stole his pit bulls and sold them on ebay to get Iranian missiles. I'm having a hard time trying to figure out which part of this story is the strangest. Is it the 63 billion? Or maybe the fact that Vick stole dogs? Or is it that Vick is interested in Iranian missiles? Or maybe the strangest is that the Iranians are interested in pit bulls?